Archive for March, 2008

it takes 2 to divorce

Posted in general on March 26th, 2008

Nay. It takes 2 to stay married.

I just wanted to help Ame poke a bigger hole in that lie. Thanks Ame for putting my heart into words - every post makes my heart reverberate with “oh, someone out there understands!”

A funny for the day

Posted in general on March 14th, 2008

My sister sent this to me. I have to pass it on…

During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director how do
you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.

“Well,” said the Director, “we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub.”

“Oh, I understand,” said the visitor. “A normal person would use the
bucket because it’s bigger than the spoon or the teacup.”

“No,” said the Director, “a normal person would pull the plug.
Do you want a bed near the window?”

Anyone want to join me? The view from here is quite lovely ;-)