Start a Resolution

Thanks to Melody, I have found a way to make my New Year’s Resolution:

In the year 2006 I resolve to:
Get fired from my current job.

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Well, that’ll be interesting since I own the company. Let’s try another one:

In the year 2006 I resolve to:
Go streaking more often.

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That would be better for the guy over here. Try again.

In the year 2006 I resolve to:
Drink more beer.

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That’ll work.

3 Responses to “Start a Resolution”

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  2. Nick Ciske Says:

    Beer Schmeer.

    Wine is the hip and *emerging* thing to drink ;-)

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