My thoughts for the day…

thanks to Chewymom:

YOU KNOW YOU’VE HAD TOO MUCH COFFEE WHEN…

You can type sixty words a minute…with your feet.

Instant coffee takes too long.

You chew on other people’s fingernails.

You answer the door…before people knock.

You sleep with your eyes open.

You go to sleep, just so you can wake up and smell the coffee.

You don’t even wait for the water to boil anymore.

You’re the employee of the month at Starbucks Caribou and you don’t even work there.

You lick your coffeepot clean.

You go to AA meetings just for the free coffee.

You’re so wired you pick up FM radio.

You have a picture of your coffee mug, on your coffee mug!

4 Responses to “My thoughts for the day…”

  1. Humor Girl Says:

    That was me completely before i had to give up coffee….

    It now gives me anxiety… :(

  2. Dore' Says:

    That IS me!!! I live in Los Angeles-we don’t have Caribou. Our Starbucks competitor is Peets. And Peets “Major Dickason” blend is what I happily wake up to every day.

    Not being a morning person, 2 strong cups of Peets and I am finally coherent enough to have my quiet time without falling asleep while I am praying.

    I also think it fortifies me for any cross town freeway driving I might have to do………….

  3. John Says:

    Patsy,

    I really love coffee too. Check out this post from a friend of mine and fellow coffe lover Mark Ostriecher:http://www.ysmarko.com/?p=113

  4. Patsy Says:

    That is one talented man. I wonder if there is something in the Deidrich’s coffee that we need in this neck of the woods…

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